Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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