At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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