So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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