After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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