i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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