They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I got inside last night via doggy door
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Randomize
