I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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