I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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