week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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