the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
