I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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