also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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