This girl is more easily done than said...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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