In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wanna passion pit in your ass
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Do you have feelings for this penis?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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