I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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