I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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