bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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