I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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