i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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