hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
