haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
try to milk me bitch
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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