there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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