You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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