Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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