I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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