So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You can't just leave with hair like that
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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