how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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