Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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