I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
