were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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