and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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