Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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