She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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