watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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