rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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