I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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