yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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