I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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