: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's like iHOP with fire
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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