you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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