Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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