just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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