Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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