You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
