forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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