the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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