I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
