the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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