She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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