he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Randomize
